Getting WSOD, can't view any errors even after editing index.php

Question

I've tried entering:

error_reporting(E_ALL);
ini_set('display_errors', TRUE);
ini_set('display_startup_errors', TRUE);

at the beginning of my index.php file (after begin php tag and it hasn't done anything. When I run cron, it comes back and tells me that everything is ok.

Here's a brief overview of things that have transpired today:

• I updated my views modules and made a database backup (i have no idea how to restore from this, btw)
• I updated to core .24
• I ran cron andfixed errors concerning .htaccess files. I followed this tutorial: https://drupal.org/SA-CORE-2013-003
• I turned off error reporting (cause it's a production server: www.jcoledesign.com is the address)
• All hell broke loose. At first it stopped loading some images, then it stopped loading all CSS, this is likely due to caching
• I added the above code to my index.php file

• I cleared cache, went back and tried to replace my .htdocs files with something more simplistic and still no go.

  I'm running out of ideas and nothing I try from here or google seems to work.

Please help and thanks in advance!