Pirate Language Pack

Question

I'm looking for a Magento language pack, like Facebook's Pirate Language option, that is humorous. My Google-fu is failing me.

Pirate is preferable.

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Update

A pirate language pack been created and is now hosted on Github:

https://github.com/philwinkle/Philwinkle_PirateLang

Answer 1

There is definitely none. But let's build one.

I will create a bootstrap and github repository and will post more information here.

UPDATE:

After quick talk with my rubber duck I'm confused if this language pack will be used by anyone. So either tell me that I'm wrong and we will kick off this project or more appropriate solution is to make a pirate translation within translate.csv file of your theme.