Here you go:
Unfortunately there is some hacking to get the image but alas it works, such is life with a 3rd party RSS feed.
WinJS.xhr({ url: "http://feeds.feedburner.com/9GAG", responseType: 'responseXML' }).then(function (rss) {
var items = rss.responseXML.querySelectorAll("item");
for (var n = 0; n < items.length; n++) {
var article = {};
article.title = items[n].querySelector("title").textContent;
var imageStart = items[n].textContent.indexOf('<img src="') + 11;
var imageEnd = items[n].textContent.indexOf('"', imageStart);
article.thumbnail = items[n].textContent.substring(imageStart, imageEnd);
article.content = items[n].textContent;
articlesList.push(article);
}
});