If you are hyper-paranoid about supporting GhettoIE, without JS, in this fashion, this might be the time to use if ie
comments in the HTML, directing people to get Chrome Frame, or get a better browser, or to click a link to take them to an oldschool, fugly-but-functional version of the page, which adheres to CSS2.1 (just core features) and HTML4.01 strict markup.
The point of Progressive Enhancement IS to provide separation of concerns, and offer features as they're supported... ...but there ARE baseline requirements, here.
You can't expect Mosaic and IE3 to run this stuff, either.
IE6 with JS, or non-IE, modern standard browser, without is sort of the de-facto, here.