For whomever finds themselves here, the issue (at least for me) appears to be due to syntactic differences between the Scala/Scalatra and JavaScript/NodeJS implementation of JADE. As luck would have it, my searches for JADE examples turned up the latter - both in terms of utilities, as well as forum Q&A - which all indicate the necessity for commas.
Solution: remove the commas and things work as they should:
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h2 New Account Setup
br
form(method='PUT' action='/account/create')
...
EDIT: To be more precise, the discrepancy actually lies within Scalate (the Scala Template Engine) that is integrated by Scalatra. (There may be some other JADE-based scala libraries which following the original syntax.)