I'm sure it isn't the most elegant solution, but I solved this by putting all of my static files in an S3 bucket and using that in all of my pages.
I didn't really have that many static files to begin with so it wasn't a very big deal. I just made a variable of the S3 bucket url:
S3Static = r'mystaticbucket.s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com'
Passed it to my bottle templates, and changed the links from:
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href = "/static/css/MarmoStyle.css" >
to
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href = "{{S3Static}}/static/css/Style.css">
(ie just added {{S3Static}} before the path) If you're using a static file in a separate %included header template like I am, you have to pass the S3Static variable to the template like this:
%include header.tpl S3Static=S3Static
And that was about it. I know this won't be an ideal solution for everyone and there are probably better ways to do it, but it's worked for me so far. Thanks, Alex