Fortunately someone's beaten you to it :)
If you have lots of products in your shop, and you ever wanted to do any of the following, this module will surely help:
- Decrease the price of some/all products in your shop by 20%, or
- Manually set the weight of some/all product to 0, or
- Increase the price of some/all products in your shop by $3
If that module doesn't have the exact combination of actions you're looking for, just peek through the code and it should be easy to work out how to adjust it for your needs.